We had the good fortune of connecting with David Jarvis and we’ve shared our conversation below.

Hi David, do you have a budget? how do you think about personal finances?
I have my money tied up in various appliances, like the record player and toaster. Although my money sometimes escapes and tries to scream for help, but I’m able to calmly talk to the cops, which allows me to take my money back home and continue drilling into it’s brain so that I may complete my love slave zombie. Smart money would tell me to buy a lady of the night, but my money stupid, yo. My money needs to shut it’s mouth if it knows what’s good for it.

Can you open up a bit about your work and career? We’re big fans and we’d love for our community to learn more about your work.
Just know, if you get pissed off on social media because of some news blurb, some outrageous claim, remember this….there are DISTRICTS of buildings all over the world that employ people whose job it is to create fake accounts to stir up outrage. Why? Because outrage makes them stay on the sites. You do something positive, something sad, something funny, you might get views, you might not.
But if you say something like Scandinavians are coming in through our northern border and stealing hubcaps, you better believe you’ll get some views. Which then interests the advertisers and the kooks, and the world is a lesser place because of it. Do better. Don’t believe everything that you read. You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve.

Any places to eat or things to do that you can share with our readers? If they have a friend visiting town, what are some spots they could take them to?
There’s a place in Lancaster called GM Tobacco. It has things you can eat, drink, and you can hang out. Unless you don’t buy things. In which case, kick rocks.

Shoutout is all about shouting out others who you feel deserve additional recognition and exposure. Who would you like to shoutout?
Lots of love and uncomfortable eye contact to my BYBO family, Rick E Warden and Ariel Sims-Laporte. Without them, my Wednesdays would be filled with toothless molly whoppers and genocidal flat-earthers. Forsooth woodsmen! Spare thy wretched hand for it hath barbecue sauce on it.

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